i'm left with 8 days for practicum, weehu!
just a random post about this one student. this kid, i name him Kid A. seriously, selama dua bulan i've been teaching them, the only thing yang dia buat is just... sengih like seriously, sengih all day long. tak pernah tengok sehari atau satu minit dia bermuram durja, can you imagine that? mungkin masa mak dia mengandungkan dia, hormon gembira itu melimpah ruah, mungkin.
and one day, secara tak sengaja, cikgu terfikir satu approach classroom management. "The Military Approach" i would call it.
Teacher : Okay now, here, in front of you is no longer Miss Qistina. Here, is Commander Qistina. Now everyone, if I'm the Commander, who should you be? SOLDIERS, stand up, in line! One straight line! No talking, no smiles, muka kena serius! Ada ke askar senyum senyum?
Kids : TAKDE CIKGU!
Teacher : Good. Now, cikgu akan lalu depan kamu, siapa yang masih main main, cikgu panggil keluar barisan. Askar kena muka garang, siapa senyum... (the teacher's eyes caught this kid still smiling, sengih macam kerang busuk) HAAA, KAMU. Why are you still smiling? Cikgu cakap apa tadi? Askar boleh senyum ke?
Kid A : *still smiling* errr, cikgu... Errrr. Cikgu, tak boleh la cikgu...
Teacher : WHY YOU CAN'T? (masih boleh tahan gelak)
Other kids : Sebab.. Dia memang tak boleh kalau tak senyum cikgu. Dia memang ceni cikgu. Tak dapat buat apa apa.
Teacher : Okay, kamu cikgu maafkan. Cuma kamu jangan cakap, senyum nampak gigi je. Jangan ada suara, boleh?
Kid A : *masih senyum*
Agaknya cikgu kalau nak marah, tak boleh depan kamu. Nanti marah cikgu terbantut. Haha
Plus minus 2 weeks left, kids. Teacher makin sayang nak tinggal kamu wuwuw
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